Gondor, I Hate Gondor
Sung by Sauron after the Battle of the Pelennor Fields.
I can’t believe my eye tonight
The Witch-king’s dead, and my army lost the fight.
My Ring, oh where is that precious thing? My Ring, my Ring.
Come back – life’s too hard alone – come back!
And since Denethor is pretty dead,
Gondor’s going to have a king instead.
And all the Southrons have gone home,
Now I’ve got to fight,
I’ve got to fight the war alone!
Gondor, I hate Gondor
Gondor, I hate Gondor
Gondor, I hate Gondor
Gondor, I hate Gondor
Why did Isildur take my Ring?
I need it to get rid of that new king!
Eight Nazgûl ought to be enough,
but it isn’t, ’cause that new guy’s pretty tough!
Gondor, I hate Gondor
Gondor, I hate Gondor
My Ring, oh where is that precious thing? My Ring, my Ring!
Come back – life’s so hard alone – come back! Come back!
Gondor, I hate Gondor (come back!)
Gondor, I hate Gondor (come back!)
I want to kill that King!
He might have my Ring!
He might have my Ring!
I think he has my Ring! (Gondor, I hate Gondor)
Darn I hate that King! (Gondor, I hate Gondor)
Gondor, I hate Gondor
Gondor, I hate Gondor
Gondor, I hate Gondor
Gondor, I hate Gondor
I’m hiding in Barad dûr
I’m evil, powerful and rather insecure!
That King is marching to my Gate (Gondor, I hate Gondor)
He’ll be here tomorrow at this rate! (Gondor, I hate Gondor)
And the battle will soon begin,(Gondor, I hate Gondor)
I hope that this time I will win!
Gondor, I hate Gondor
Gondor, I hate Gondor