Up by the Brandywine,
down in the Shire
Ole hobbits feel like dogs on a collar
Keepin’ that chain pulled tight
Cowed by Sharkey’s might
Here come the traveller,
He looks thinner
Headin’ into town like a war-born winner
Cruisin’ back and forth settin’ hobbits free
Everywhere you look all you see is

Chorus:
Halfling Deluxe
Merry Brandybuck
Big timin’ in a small town
Stirrin’ it up right about sundown
Squire of Rohan, it’s known, to the bone
with a little homegrown country girl cuddled up
Halfling Deluxe

Couple cruel bad men houndin’ on our tracks
shoot ’em some cool steel,
hope they never come back
‘Hey loser, who’s your boss?’
The Shirefolk’s gain is Sharkey’s loss
Here come the Shirrifs,
here come Sharkey
Douse all the lights, y’all,
let’s move the party
Gotta go but that’s alright
The Shirefolk will be free tonight

(Chorus )

Instrumental Break

(Chorus repeat)