By kellymulder
Parody of "She's always a woman" by Billy Joel

He can scream with a smile
He can wound with it’s sound
He can ruin your life by hunting you down
And he does not reveal what he wants you to do
He is a jealousy pig
But he’s always Nazgûl #5 to me

He can lead you to fame
He can take you or betray you
He can ask for the ring
But he’ll never get it
And he will take what he wants, he will never have enough
He steals like a thief
But he’s always Nazgûl #5 to me

Chorus:
Oh- he is cruel to me,
He hates the entire world
He’s ahead of his rank
Oh- and he never gives in
And he never buys presents
He will just hunt you down

And he’ll promise you more
Than the Witchking could give
Then he will carelessly cut you
And laugh while you bleeding
He is definitely the best
And the worst you can get
Blame it all on the Dark Lord
Cause he’s always Nazgûl #5 to me

Chorus:
Oh- he is cruel to me,
He hates the entire world
He’s ahead of his rank
Oh- and he never gives in
And he never buys presents
He will just hunt you down

Sometimes he is kind
But mostly he is cruel
He can’t do as he pleases
He is the Dark Lord’s fool
But he cannot be murdered
He is as strong as he can be
And the most he will do
Is throw Morgul-blades at you
But he’s always Nazgûl #5 to me

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