By Latarina15
Parody of "Hello Dolly" by Broadway movie "Hello Dolly"

Frodo sings: Hello, Pippin,
well hello, Merry
it’s so nice to be right here in Rivendell!
You’re looking swell Sammy, I can tell, Sammy.
You’re still glowin’, you’re still crowin’, you’re still, goin’ strong.
I feel the room swayin’,
Gandalf sings: The Elvish bands’ playin’,
one of Bilbo’s songs he wrote from way back when,
Frodo sings: so bridge that gap, Gandalf,
why weren’t you in Bree to help, Gandalf?
Please Gandalf don’t ever go away again!

Gandalf sings: I said hello Frodo, well hello Frodo,
it’s so nice to have you back where you belong,
you’re lookin’ dead, Frodo, need a bed? Frodo,
but you’re still glowin’, you’re still crowin’, you’re still goin’ strong.
Frodo sings: I feel the room swayin’,
Gandalf sings: The Elvish bands’ playin’,
one of Bilbo’s songs he wrote from way back when,
so… get his ring, fellas, give him his shiny bling, fellas,
Frodo you’d better go away again!

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