By princess_elf
Parody of "Here Comes Santa Clause" by Unknown

Here comes Frodo Baggins!
Here comes Frodo Baggins!
Marching right to the Fires of Mordor!
Sam and Gollum, and not the rest
To destroy the One Ring
If they fail, don’t succeed;
All Middle Earth will die.
Lets hope he makes it and destroys it,
‘And that he won’t go insane.

Here comes Frodo Baggins!
Here comes Frodo Baggins!
Marching back from the fires of mordor!
Without the Ring or Gollum
I wonder what happened to his finger.
I guess Gollum bit it off
To get the ring
Well at least he got rid of the ring
‘And so Middle Earth is saved.

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