By Melde_Baggins
Parody of "Under the Sea" by Disney

Set in the Grey Havens, when Frodo is about to leave Middle-Earth. Sam and the other hobbits are trying to convince them to stay, in song

Sam: The pale moon is always brighter
On somebody else’s shore
You dream about going west there,
I hear it’s a real big bore.
Merry: Just look at the world around you
Right here down in Middle-Earth
Pippin: Such wonderful things around you
What more could you ask of her?

All: Here in the East
Here in the East!
Frodo, it’s greater
Here where it’s later,
We’re The Conspiracy!
What have they got out in the West?
Just the Valar, Maiar, and the rest.
Here we’ve no troubles
‘Cause Sauron is rubble,
Here in the East!

Frodo: But here I will live in great pain,
I’ll wither and waste away.
Over there the Elves will heal me
And they’ll do it for no pay!
But even though I’m still mortal,
I’ll live for ’bout sixty years!
And someday, my friends, you’ll join me,
We’ll be happy there, no fears!

Across the sea,
Across the sea!
Samwise, it’s brighter
There where it’s lighter
Listen to me!
There is nothing left here for me,
except for you, The Conspiracy
There is no way, here
I cannot stay here
Across the sea!

Sam: Here in the East!
Frodo: Across the sea!
Sam: Frodo it’s greater
Here where it’s later,
Frodo: Listen to me!
There is nothing left here for me,
Sam: What about us, The Conspiracy?
Frodo: There is no way here
Sam: Why won’t you stay here,
Here in the east?

Frodo: Across the sea!
Sam:Here in the east!
Frodo: What is the matter?
Sam: Don’t choose the latter!
Here in the east!
Frodo: There is no way here
I cannot stay here,
Across the sea!
Sam, Merry and Pippin: Here we’ve no troubles
Sauron is rubble
Here in the east!
Who cares about there?
Why won’t you stay here?
What is the matter
Don’t choose the latter
Frodo it’s greater
Here where it’s later
Here in the eeeeeaaaaaaasssttt!

Frodo, to the people driving the ship: Move it! Move it! Hurry! Hurry! Get this ship going before they start singing again!

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