Sung by Merry and Pippin

Here we come a prancing, on Bill the Pony
Here we come a Fellowshipping,
And so darn annoying.
Sure this don’t make much sense,
And everyone is real tense.
So we go to Mordor, to destroy the one ring.
To Mordor to destroy the Ring.

We are not crazed hobbits, who
drink, sleep, and snore.
But we are Merry and Pippin,
Out to damage some orcs.
Yes, we do get ignored,
but we aggravate Aragorn.
And we do not know how to get to Mordor.
And we don’t know why we get ignored.

Happy Fellowshipping!