Spoken: What a guy…
What a guy!

Sung: He’s an elf
And they love him
Breaks a new heart every day
He’s an elf
They adore him
And I only hope he’ll go away

He’s an elf
With perfect hair
He’s a blond
A fangirl’s dream
He’s an elf
But I don’t love him
Yes, I can stand against his charm!

You can always tell when he’ll show up
Heralded by high-pitched screams
Surrounded by girls trying to rip off his top
Yup, he is those fangirl’s dreams

He’s an elf
He’s Silvan
And there’s nothing more to say
If he’s an elf
He’s a damned one
And I hope that he’s not here to stay
Hope that he’s not here to stay
Hope that he’s not here to stay