Hey, Stride
Don’t look so mad
I’m sure Arwen,
just did not mean it
Remember, if things go bad with her
Legolas Greenleaf has his eye on you

Hey, Gand
Be a good sport
Evil Balrog
was only joking
Moria, is just so slippery,
So don’t start fuming at poor old “Bal.”

And anytime, you guys feel pain
Hey dudes! Restrain
Don’t be drama queens, attention seekers
Well, don’t you know that it’s a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little older

Hey, “Frod”
Don’t have that angst
You won’t get girls
If you keep making that face
Remember, relax and smile a bit more
Then you can begin to set up a score