He said to him “I’d like precious and I might like the neck chain as well.
Frodo said to him “I can’t give you either”
And he said “Aren’t you Frodo Baggins?”
Then he said “Yes I am but I must go now. You can get a replica in the game.”
Gollum said “I am extremely eager, but I guess I can wait until then.”

Because you’re his precious
His awesome precious
He’ll wait for you
Oh, he’ll wait for you
Because you’re his precious
His lovely precious
He’ll wait for you
Oh, he will wait for you.

He led Frodo on until sunrise.
He may have been tempted once or twice.
Then he spotted a billboard for Wal-Mart.
“Ring and chains for half price”. How could he resist such an offer?
He needed a burden to bear
Oh, please precious don’t be angry
For a while his obsession was fun.

He’s done with you, precious
You stupid precious
Won’t be back for you
Oh, won’t be back for you
It’s over now precious
You stupid precious
Won’t be back for you
Oh, won’t be back for you.

Oh, he loved you precious with all his heart
Now the stupid Hobbit tore you two apart
And if he loses his ring he’ll come on back
And get down on his hands and knees and it’s all because of you.
ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!
ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!
ALL BECAUSE OF YYYOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!
:::sigh:::
He won’t be back for yyyyoooooooouuuuuu…….