Hobbit Lost in Mordor
I don’t have coffee or tea over here
There is no toast for me to eat
And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I’m a Hobbit lost in Mordor

See me walking with Samwise Gamgee
And sulking Sméagol at my side
I take them everywhere I walk
I’m a Hobbit lost in Mordor

I need some food, some real food,
I’m a Hobbit lost in Mordor
I need some food, some real food
I’m a Hobbit lost in Mordor

“I’ll take it” at the council, I had said
Thought I’d be the hero of the day
But then Boromir attacked me so I ran
And went towards Mordor with no delay

I need some food, some real food,
I’m a Hobbit lost in Mordor
I need some food, some real food
I’m a Hobbit lost in Mordor

The Nazgul fly’s over my head,
Smelling like dung, it starts screeching
If it find’s me, I’m as good as dead
‘Coz I’ve got the ring its bee seeking.

I can’t eat more of this elvish bread,
The ring’s a burden ‘round my neck
Gollum seems sneaky, and I
Fell like pushing Sam off a cliff

“I’ll take it” at the council, I had said
Thought I’d be the hero of the day
But then Boromir attacked me so I ran
And went towards Mordor with no delay

I need some food, some real food,
I’m a Hobbit lost in Mordor
I need some food, some real food
I’m a Hobbit lost in Mordor.