By ArwenCZJ
Parody of "Rocketman" by Elton John

(Frodo sings on his quest)

I packed my bags last night, at home.
Missed my dinner to prepare.
And I’m gonna be as far as Mordor, this year.

I miss the Shire so much, I miss hobbits.
Its lonely around here,
With just Saaaammmm and the ring.

And I think its gonna be a long, long time,
‘Til I throw away the ring and find,
I’m not the guy they think I am at home, oh no no no…
I’m a herrrooo!
Hero, searching for Mt. Doom out here alone.

Mordor’s not a place to have fun.
In fact it’s dark as night.
And there’s no one here to play with, if you could.

And all this power, I don’t understand.
It’s just my job to save the world.
A hero, a hero.

And I think its gonna be a long, long time,
‘Til I throw away the ring and find,
I’m not the guy they think I am at home, oh no no no…
I’m a herrrooo!
Hero, searching for Mt. Doom out here alone.

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