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Parody of "Detroit Rock City" by Kiss

I feel uptight on a Saturday Night
9:00, the fireworks are now alight
We sing our songs and drink our beer
Comes on strong, tells us what we
gotta do, we got to

Get up! Bilbo Baggins gonna move
his feet
Get down! Frodo Baggins gonna leave his seat

You gotta lose your mind, Hobbiton
Rock City

Get up! Bilbo Baggins gonna move his feet
Get down! Frodo Baggins gonna leave his seat

Getting late, I just can’t wait!
10:00 and, Samwise has gotta hit
the road
First we drink, then, we smoke
Start the car, Sam tries to make the
Midnight Show

Get up! Bilbo Baggins gonna move
his feet
Get down! Frodo Baggins gonna leave his seat

Movin’ fast, goin’ 95
Hit top speed, but, Sam’s still moving much too slow
Sam feels so good, he’s so alive
Hears Merry’s song playin’ on the
radio, it goes

Get up! Bilbo Baggins gonna move
his feet
Get down! Frodo Baggins gonna leave his seat

12:00, we’ve gotta rock
There’s a truck ahead, light’s hurtin’
Pippin’s eyes
Oh, my God! No time to turn!
Sam’s gotta laugh, ’cause Frodo’s
gonna die
Why?!?

Get up! Bilbo Baggins gonna move his feet
Get up! Bilbo Baggins gonna move his feet
Get down!

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