Home on the Hole, a Hobbiton Ballad
By somethingscary34
Parody of "Home on the Bay" by Unknown
Home on the hole, home on the hole!
Where the hobbits roam
Back to my home
I dare not go!
Or if i do
My uncle will say:
Have you ever seen an elf
Singing to himself!
Home on the hole, home on the hole
Where the hobbits roam
Back to my home
I dare not go!
Or if i do
My uncle would say…
have you ever seen a man
Kissing a woman!
Home on the hole, home on the hole!
Where the hobbits roam!
Back to my home!
I… dare… not… go!