By lordoftheringer
Parody of "Forget You" by Cee Lo Green

Glorfindel: I see riding across the Bruinen, with a horse that’s mine, and I’m like forget you.
I guess my place in the book wasn’t important enough; I’m like forget you, and forget Frodo too.
Even if I was not in the major motion picture, I’d still be with ya, ha, ain’t that some …
And although Asfaloth belongs in my nest
and saying ‘Noro lim’ is the best…
I’m gonna Forget you!
Oo, oo, oooo

Yeah you should be sorry, but you can’t be tardy,
Too bad Frodo was the person I brought there.
I guess he’s an hobbit and I’m more of an Eldar,
But the way you went to help them ain’t fair.

I pity the fooool that is betrothed to you
(Oh, Strider, she’s a horse stealer.)
Well
(just thought you should know, ranger.)
Ooooooh
I’ve told your dad on you
Yeah go run and tell your Dunédain

I see riding across the Bruinen, with a horse that’s mine, and I’m like forget you.
I guess my place in the book wasn’t important enough; I’m like forget you, and forget Frodo too.
Even if I was not in the major motion picture, I’d still be with ya, ha, ain’t that some …And although Asfaloth belongs in my nest
and saying ‘Noro lim’ is the best…
I’m gonna Forget you!
Oo, oo, oooo

Now I know, that you had to borrow,
but I think you took my horse and ran away.
Elrond tried to teach ya, I guess he didn’t please ya.
Poor Aragorn ‘Cause being in love with you equals a loss of sleep.

I pity the fooool that is betrothed to you/
(Oh, Strider, she’s a horse stealer.)
Well
(just thought you should know, ranger.)
Ooooooh
I’ve told your dad on you
I really hate your little stunt right now.

I see riding across the Bruinen, with a horse that’s mine, and I’m like forget you.
I guess my place in the book wasn’t important enough; I’m like forget you, and forget Frodo too.
Even if I was not in the major motion picture, I’d still be with ya, ha, ain’t that some …
And although Asfaloth belongs in my nest
and saying ‘Noro lim’ is the best…
I’m gonna Forget you!
Oo, oo, oooo

Now Arwen, Arwen, Arwen, why d’you have to, have to make me so mad?
I tried to explain to Lindir but he told me
“That is all because her dad”
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!
Whhhy lady? Oh! I want him.
I still want my horse back! Ohhhh…

I see riding across the Bruinen, with a horse that’s mine, and I’m like forget you.
I guess my place in the book wasn’t important enough; I’m like forget you, and forget Frodo too.
Even if I was not in the major motion picture, I’d still be with ya, ha, ain’t that some …And although Asfaloth belongs in my nest
and saying ‘Noro lim’ is the best…
I’m gonna Forget you!
Oo, oo, oooo

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