*Legolas*
I feel pretty – I am pretty!
I am pretty and witty and bright!
And if it weren’t for these damned orcs, I’d manicure tonight
I am pretty, Oh soooo pretty
The most fair in this fellowship band
I’m the fairest, the most poncy elf in all the land!

*to mirror*
Isn’t that a pretty elf princeling there!
Looking at the mirror at me
What pretty eyes, perfect pretty nose
perfect poncy smile, perfect pretty toes
Everyone knows –

I am (yes I am) –

Pretty! Oh so pretty!
I am pretty and witty and bright!
Oh the rings fans better love my fairest face tonight . . .