To be sung at the Council of Elrond

Everyone is arguing about the Ring and Frodo is getting sick of it.
Suddenly, Frodo leaps up from his chair and starts singing…

Frodo: I’m gonna be a ringbearer
So big Eyes be wary!
Elrond: Well I’ve never seen a ringbearer
With feet with so much hair!
Frodo: I’m gonna be the main event
Like no ring was before!
I’m brushing up on sneaking ’round
I’m working on my *swoosh* Disappears
Elrond: Thus far a rather uninspiring thing,
Frodo: Reappears
Oh I just can’t WAIT to bear rings!
Everyone says do this
(Council: Take this ring!)
Everyone says go there
(Council: Go to Mordor!)
Everyone says stop that!
(Council: Pippin! Gandalf: Fool of a Took!)
Everyone says see here!
Free to run around all day
(Elrond: that’s definitely out)
Free to do it all my way!
(Elrond: Under the conditions I’ve listed here…)
Elrond: I think it’s time that you and I arranged a heart-to-heart
Frodo: Ring-Bearers don’t need help from tall half-elves for a start,
Elves: If this is where the bearer-chy is headed,
Count us out!
Out of service,
Out of Middle-Earth,
We wouldn’t hang about!
Elrond: I’m amazed with how well hobbits can sing!
Frodo: O I just can’t wait to bear rings!
Everybody look left
Runs over Elrond
Everybody look right
Runs over Elrond
Everywhere you look I’m
Standing in the spotlight!
Entire Council Shouts: This is a secret Mission!!!
Council Singing: Let all the council go for broke and sing
Lets hear those who have beards and those with rings
It’s gonna be dear Frodo’s finest fling
Strider: O I just don’t want to be king!
Figwit: I can’t wait for you to stop singing!!!
Tire screech
Elrond: Did Figwit just say something?
Frodo: No, he sang something.
Everybody: Oh. Carry on.
Resumes
Frodo: O I just can’t WAAAAAIIIIIIITTTTT
To bear rings!!!
Elrond, spoken: Does that mean you’ll take It?