I don’t like cities, but I like Mor-dor!
Other places make me feel like a dork
Lothlorien is for people who sleep
Rohan and Gondor, baby you can keep

Baby you can keep
(repeat 7 times)

Chorus:

Other cities always make me mad
Other places always make me sad
No other city ever made me glad
Except Mor-dor
I love Mor-dor
I love Mor-dor
I love Mor-dor

If you don’t like my attitude, then you can ‘F’ off
Just go to Rivendell, isn’t that where they golf
Mordor is not for little Elvies who scream
If you can’t stand the heat then get off my street
Get off my street

Get off my street
You get off my street
(repeat 3 times)

(chorus)

I love Mordor [Get off my street, get off my street]
(repeat 3 times)

Get off my street
You get off my street
(repeat 3 times)