I bet you heard ole Aragorn say
Arwen have you ever thought of running away
Settling down in Gondor will you marry me
If I asked you twice and begged you pretty please
She said Yes in an Elvish minute
They finally tied the knot
Elrond was even in it
He even cried when they road away
Aragorn never took a bath at Elrond’s place

I should’ve been a Ranger
I should’ve learned to fight and ride
Wearing my bracers riding my horse for Rohan’s side
Stealing Arwen’s heart
Sorry Aragorn
Singing those Elvish songs
I should’ve been a ranger

I might of had sidekicks with funny names
Running wild through the hills chasing Saruman’s slaves
Ending up on the brink of danger
Riding shotgun for the Rohan Riders
Go west young man, haven’t you been told
Bree is full of whisky and quests for gold
Sleeping out all night beneath Elvish stars
A dream in my eye and a fire in my heart

I should’ve been a Ranger
I should’ve learned to fight and ride
Wearing my bracers riding my horse for Rohan’s side
Stealing Arwen’s heart
Sorry Aragorn
Singing those Elvish songs
I should’ve been a ranger