By LOTRfan12
Parody of "I do Believe" by Steven Curtis Chapman

(Frodo): Walking in the forest
in the middle of the night,
Just a few leagues north of Mount Doom
I take my Ring and start to hold it
Thinking about what’s happened lately
Nothing terrible or deathlike
Just my difficult adventures
That make me want to turn around
Turn a-round and head, head straight home

I will I will I will I will go
Though I don’t I don’t I don’t I don’t won’t to…no
I will I will I will I will go
Oh I’ll go destroy this Ring

These can be hard times
Trying to do the impossible
Go to Mordor
Through all the shadows of these woods
I’ve said all the while
It takes courage of an elf
To do what I’m accomplishing,
To go destroy this ring

(Sam): But I’ll say it again
I do it all over again
Just for Rosie Cotton, yeah

(Frodo): I will I will I will I will go
Though I don’t I don’t I don’t I don’t won’t to…no
I will I will I will I will go
Oh I’ll go destroy this Ring

It’s the ring that makes me blind
Though its words are not true to me
But it’s Sam that opens up my eyes
To see that everything I need
I’ve already got back in the Shire

(Merry and Pippin): LIKE US!!!

I will I will I will I will go
Though I don’t I don’t I don’t I don’t won’t to…no
I will I will I will I will go
Oh I’ll go destroy this Ring

I really don’t want to go, no
I want to go back to the Shire..yeah
But I will I will I will I will go
Oh I’ll go destroy
Yeah I’ll destroy
Oh I’ll go destroy this Ring
Yes I will

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