Oh I wish I was a hobbit with cute eyes and curly hair!
In Hobbiton and Bree the smell of pipeweed was in the air.
But I was born too tall, and I think it’s just not fair
’Cos I wish I was a hobbit with cute eyes and curly hair

When Bilbo got a lot of gold
And then got really, really old
He got so blimmin’ ancient, Gandalf thought, “This just won’t do.”
Frodo had to leave his home
But just so he didn’t go alone
He got Sam to join him in a Fellowship of Two

Chorus
Oh I wish I was a hobbit with cute eyes and curly hair!
In Hobbiton and Bree the smell of pipeweed was in the air.
But I was born too tall, and I think it’s just not fair
’Cos I wish I was a hobbit with cute eyes and curly hair

Elrond said, “Destroy the Ring!
’Cos it’s one nasty piece of bling!”
Men, Dwarf, Elf and Hobbits left with a wizard in the lead
They got as far as Amon Hen
Boromir got killed and then
Frodo said “Let’s split up. Sam is all I really need.”

Chorus
Oh I wish I was a hobbit with cute eyes and curly hair!
In Hobbiton and Bree the smell of pipeweed was in the air.
But I was born too tall, and I think it’s just not fair
’Cos I wish I was a hobbit with cute eyes and curly hair

Gollum tried to claim the Ring
At Mount Doom he changed everything.
He fell in and destroyed it and Sauron came tumbling down.
Aragorn got to be King
It moved him so far as to sing
And Elrond smiled, instead of wearing his more usual frown

Chorus
Oh I wish I was a hobbit with cute eyes and curly hair!
In Hobbiton and Bree the smell of pipeweed was in the air.
But I was born too tall, and I think it’s just not fair
’Cos I wish I was a hobbit with cute eyes and curly hair

But I was born too tall, and I think it’s just not fair
Oh I wish I was a hobbit with cute eyes and curly hair.