Oh, I wish I was just like Sauron,
Cause everybody would be afraid of m-e-e-e!
Oh, I wish I was just like Sauron,
Cause then I’d never have any bullies.

Oh,I wish I was just like Sauron,
Cause I would have This One Ri-i-ing!
Oh, I wish I was just like Sauron,
Because I would be killed off when Isili cuts off my fing.