By dark_lord
Parody of "I'm a believer" by The Monkees

*Sung by Gollum*

I thought love wasn’t true in middle earth,
or meant for someone else but not for me
Love was out to get me,
that’s the way it seems
and the ring of power came to me

Chorus: And then I saw the ring Now I’m a believer
In a chain
Of Master it was
I’m in love
I’m a believer
I couldn’t leave her
(Even) If I tried

I thought my precious would never leave me
But when the more I loved it, it left me
What’s the use of starving, the only thing you get is pain (by nasty hobbitses)
When I wanted fish, I got bread

Chorus

What’s the use of starving, the only thing you get is pain
When I wanted fish, I got bread

Chorus 2 x

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