By Legolasje
Parody of "I'm a Poor Lonesome Cowboy" by Morris (Lucky Luke)

Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Legolas and Gimli are sitting around a fire. They begin to sing about a ranger, Aragorn, who is riding on a horse into the setting sun:
Lonesome ranger, lonesome ranger, you’re a long way from Arwen
Lonesome ranger, lonesome ranger, you’ve a long long way to roam

Far away, Aragorn is riding into the setting sun.
Aragorn:

I’m a poor lonesome ranger
I’m a long way from Arwen
And this poor lonesome ranger
Has got a long long way to roam
Over mountains into forests
From dawn till day is done
My horse and me keep riding
Into the setting sun

Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Legolas and Gimli:
Lonesome ranger, lonesome ranger, you’re a long way from Arwen
Lonesome ranger, lonesome ranger, you’ve a long long way to roam

Aragorn:
There are guys who just figure
Have a problem with a sword
And a arrow on a bow
Can be dangerous, hurt someone
But problems solve much better
By keeping calm and true
My horse and me keep riding
I ain’t nobody’s fool
Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Legolas and Gimli:
Lonesome ranger, lonesome ranger, you’re a long way from Arwen
Lonesome ranger, lonesome ranger, you’ve a long long way to roam

Aragorn:
I’m a poor lonesome ranger
But it doesn’t bother me
‘Cause this poor lonesome ranger
Prefers Brego for company
Got nothing against Hobbits
But I wave them all goodbye
My horse and me keep riding
We don’t like being tied
Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Legolas and Gimli:
Lonesome ranger, lonesome ranger, you’re a long way from Arwen
Lonesome ranger, lonesome ranger, you’ve a long long way to roam
To roam

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