Saruman once told me the world is gonna rule me.
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. He was lookin’ kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an “L” on his forehead.
Well the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’.
Back to the world and I’m riding to Gondor.
Now it makes sense where Bilbo got the ring.
He stole it from Gollum and he’s given it to Frodo.
So much to do so much to see
So why not bring eight others to Mordor.
We’ll never know if we don’t go.
We’ll never win if we don’t go.

Hey now
I’m a wizard.
Let’s all go to
Mordor.
Hey now
I’m a wizard.
Let’s all go to
Mordor. A
ll that glitters is the ring.
It will hypnotize you if you keep looking.

It’s a vast place and they say it gets vaster.
You think you’re thirsty now wait till you get to Mordor.
But, me I do beg to differ
‘Cause I forgot how to get into Moria.
Frodo found out so we all go along.
It’s a long walk so we better keep movin’.
The Balrog’s on fire how bout that. It’s the way I like it so i never get bored.

Hey now
I’m a wizard.
Let’s all go to
Mordor.
Hey now
I’m a wizard.
Let’s all go to
Mordor.
All that glitters is the ring.
It will hypnotize you if you keep looking.