Imagine Sauron singing this!(LOL)

I’m Dreaming of a Dark Mordor-Tune to ‘White Christmas’

I’m dreaming of a Dark Mordor,
the only one I really know.
Where Orcs are killing,
And peasants are fleeing,
And Saruman playing in the mud.

And I’m dreaming of a Dark Mordor,
With every Dark Tower I do pass.
May your days be horror, when Legolas does snore
And Aragorn starts singing with a rap.

And until all THE Fellowship,
And to THE Fellowship, is sued.

I’m dreaming of a Dark Mordor,
With every Dark Tower I do pass.
May your days be horror, when Legolas does snore
And Aragorn starts singing with a rap.
And I will end it,
so please end it,
And I will End the Fellowship tonight.

And to THE Fellowship, is sued.(fades away)