Frodo: I’m Rowing away
Going to face the quest that is burdening me
‘Coz I’ve got to be free, free of this darned thing that is hindering me

I’ll walk long in Mordor
So the story goes
I’ll search for that mountain
near the eyes of foes
and I’ll try best as I can
to carrryyyyyyy on

Sam: I look to Mr Frodo
the wisdom in his face sparks my heart alight
But he’s doubting me, because of all the lies of that stinker ‘Smea’
We could’ve lived happily forever
so the story goes
but somehow stupid Gandalf
stuck in his big fat nose
But I’ll try best as I can
to carrrrryyyyyyy on

Frodo: Galadriel appeared to me, when I thought I was dead
I must’ve smoked something I shouldn’t have, but this is what she said

Go kill the Ring! Go kill the Ring! Go kill the stupid Ring!
Go kill the Ring! Go kill the Ring! Go kill the stupid Ring! x2

Frodo: I thought that I was finished but must to my dismay
Sam appeared and killed the spider, with Lorien Fly Spray

Go kill the Ring! Go kill the Ring! Go kill the Stupid Ring!
Go kill the Ring! Go kill the Ring! Go kill the Stupid Ring! x2

A/N: I invented this song parody and put it on my website so don’t go onto my website and accuse me of copying lol 😛