(in Gimli’s voice.) I’m too sexy for that Elf
Too sexy for that Elf
Elves are gonna leave me.

(Music starts)

I’m too sexy for that Elf, too sexy for that Elf
So sexy myself
And I’m too sexy for those Hobbits
Too sexy for those Hobbits
Frodo’s not a sexy Hobbit.
And I’m too sexy for realms of Man; Too sexy for a man
Boromir shouts damn!

My name’s Gimli; the son of Gloin
And I swing my little axe at an Orc-neck
Yeah at an Orc-neck, at an Orc-neck
I swing my axe at an Orc-neck

I’m too sexy for Gollum
Too sexy for Gollum
To sexy for Gollum
And I’m too sexy for the Ents
Too sexy for the Ents
I wish they would just get bent

My name’s Gimli; the son of Gloin
And I swing my little axe at an Orc-neck
Yeah at an Orc-neck, at an Orc-neck
I swing my axe at an Orc-neck

I’m too sexy for that Elf
Too sexy for that
Too sexy for that.

My name’s Gimli; the son of Gloin
And I swing my little axe at an Orc-neck
Yeah at an Orc-neck, at an Orc-neck
I swing my axe at an Orc-neck

And I’m too sexy for Legolas.