By Eowyn_HorseJoy
Parody of "Invatation To the Jelicle Ball" by from Cats

Elves, Men, and Dwarves come out tonight!
Elves, Men, amd Dwarves, come one come all!
The autumn full moon is shining bright!
All of you come to this year’s Council ball!
Elves, Men, and Dwarves meet once a year!
At a secret Council where we all convine!
And this year’s Council leader will soon appear!
And make what is known as the Fellowship Choice!
When Elrond Half-Elven, just before dawn,
Through a silence you feel you could cut with a knife
Chooses the ones who will go on a quest
To save Middle-Earth from a horrendous life
For waiting out there is a dangerous road
With perils the Fellowship only will see
Elves, Men, and Dwarves ask because only they dare:
Who will it be?
Who will it be?

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