I used to be a Corsair,
And one mornin’ I was there
And I saw a Ranger with
Really crappy hair singing —

Aragorn: I’ve got a lovely Army of the Dead,
There they are a-standing in a row (points to ghosts).
Dead ones, deader ones, some as dead as your brain!

Ghosts: Give ’em a stream of ‘orrible screams
That’s what Elessar sings!

Aragorn: Oh, I’ve got a lovely Army of the Dead.
I brought ’em here to make you wet your pants.
There stands their king, a great big drama queen sayin’

King of the Dead: I’ll make ya wish you had your mommies and your aunts.