By whatever
Parody of "When I Come Around" by Green Day

Sam is following Frodo, who is sobbing with the ring in his hand. Sam begins to sing

I heard you crying hard
All the way across Isengard
You are searching for that tower
And it’s you who has the power,
To destroy that ring which is controlling you,
Well you’re not lonely now,
And I’m not quite sure how…
But I think I want that ring more
Than anybody else around
As you sit around feeling sorry for yourself

There’s no more time to kill that ring
Just enough time left to sing:
Just let me have that thing!

I wanted it before
When Gandalf kicked down your door
I was listening at the window and I knew the ring would solve it
All of my problems would just float away
Cos I would have it all
I could even walk through walls!
But Frodo wants it gone, and what does he want me to say
To make him realise that it’s worth much more than him.

There’s no more time to kill that ring
Just enough time left to sing:
Just let me have that thing!

Just let me have that thing!

Cuts to Sam trying to wrestle the ring out of Frodo’s hand, like Gollum and the other guy at the beginning of RoTK

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