By shelobs_nightmare
Parody of "Keep Walking" by Veggietales

Saruman:
Keep walking,
But you won’t destroy the ring.
Keep walking,
Man, I really cannot sing,
It’s plain to see,
That Aragorn’s not king, (yet)
So keep walking,
But you won’t destroy the ring.

Leggy:
Keep shooting,
As my arrow flies it twirls,
Keep shooting,
And it makes a sound that whirrs
Oh no there is,
A big horde of fan girls.
So keep shooting,
As my arrow flies it twirls.

Gimli:
Keep hacking,
With my big strong battle axe,
Keep hacking,
Hey there is Shadowfax,
A lovely sound,
It makes when an orc it smacks,
So keep Hacking,
With my big strong battle axe.

Frodo:
Keep walking,
So we can reach Mount doom,
Keep walki…
Sam:
Look, Mr Frodo, we’re here.
Frodo:
Oh, fine then.

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