By Horselord26
Parody of "Monday Morning Church" by Alan Jackson

Eowyn:

I found your sword on table,
So I threw it on the floor.
Because I just can’t seem to talk about you,
Without screaming anymore.
I keep thinking of what could have been,
What we never did.
I know theres just no going back,
But I can’t close the Lid!

You left my heart as empty, as Edoras before you came.
My heart used to be so full of hope and love, now there’s only pain.
And I can hear Sauron whisper, “ Never to be loved is your curse.”
Now that you’ve left me, death could not be worse.

Arwen:

My father came this morning,
He said I should forget you.
I told him I’d love you forever,
He said “I’m not sure I can let you.”
But I told him the little girl he used to know,
Isn’t here anymore,
Since I gave my heart to you, your all I’m living for!

You left my heart as empty, as this room without you here.
It used to be so full of hope and love now there’s nothing there.
I can hear my father whisper, “ He’ll die and leave you here.”
But death can’t be much worse, then life without you here!

Eowyn and Arwen:

You left my heart so empty, now that your not here.
It used to be so full of hope and love.
Now there’s nothing there! I can hear them whisper,Theres nothing for you here.
You left my heart so empty now that your not here.

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