By lady_from_lorien
Parody of "Long Black Veil" by The Cheiftans

A thousand years ago
On a real hot day
Lots of men were slain
Man, someone’s gotta pay!

The King said, “Lord, you’ve gotta die!”
You kill my men, now you’re gonna fry!”
Sauron just laughed, and stepped on his head.
“Now who’s the one who’s really dead?”

He watches these lands as a large red eye
Wishing to kill the ones who made him fry.
Nobody fights, nobody runs. Nobody fights but me.

With his sword held high, Sauron laughed
Until his hand was quite slashed.
But sometimes at night when hot lava flows,
Sauron still laughs and watches all our homes.

He watches these lands as a large red eye
Wishing to kill the ones who made him fry.
Nobody fights, nobody runs. Nobody fights but me.
Nobody fights, nobody runs. Nobody fights but me.

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