By BingoTook
Parody of "Last Train to Clarksville" by The Monkees

Take the last ship to Havens
And I’ll meet you at the boat-docks
In the wee hours of morning
After a leisurely walk now, going slow
Oh no no no
Oh no no no

Cuz I’m leaving with Lord Elrond
Galadriel and Gandalf
But you must stay and be one and whole
Not always torn in half, but I must go
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
And I don’t know if I’m ever coming home

Take the last ship to Havens
I’ll be waiting at the boat-docks
There’ll be time for weepy forehead kisses
And a bit of goodbye talking, oh
Oh no no no
Oh no no no

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Take the last ship to Havens
Now I really have to go
Yeah, the world was saved but not for me
And since the Ring’s been lost, I’ve been so low
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
And I don’t know if I’m ever coming home

Oh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah

Take the last ship to Havens
And I’ll meet you at the boat-docks
In the wee hours of morning
After a leisurely walk now, going slow
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
And I don’t know if I’m ever coming home

Take the last ship to Havens
Take the last ship to Havens
Take the last ship to Havens
Take the last ship to Havens
Take the last ship to Havens…

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