Do not be offended, I count myself as one of the Legolas-fans also….

This is a story about an elf called Leggsie…

Early morning, he wakes up
Says good morning to his mirror
It’s time for lembas, perfect smile
It’s you the fans are waiting for

Fans go…

“Isn’t he cute, this Mirkwood elf?”

And fans say…

He’s our Leggsie, he’s a star
And he combs his blond hair all day long, thinking
If I’m prettiest elf in Middle-earth
Then why am I still without a bride?

There’s many girls to be his wife
But there’s no one there good enough
And the world is spinning and he keeps on dating
But tell me, what happens if he stops?

Fans go..

“Isn’t he cute, This Mirkwood elf?”

And fans say….

He’s our Leggsie, he’s a star
And he combs his blond hair all day long, thinking
If I’m prettiest elf in Middle-earth
Then why am I still without a bride?