*Gollum/Smeagol is sitting on a rock,on the winding stairs.He looks into Sams bag.He finds Lembas.
A stock-hop beat starts.*

Smeagol(sings):Come on baby,we hatess lembasss.

Gollum:Give me,give me,give me,give me fishes right now!

Gollum(sings):I know you got all this Lembas for yourselvess.
But do you have something besidess the bread of Elvesss?
Raw and wiggling,easy picking,i want some juicy fishess on the side.

*backup elven women come out of nowhere*

Elves:Fishes.

Gollum:With life still in ‘um.I need some…

Elves:Fishes.

Gollum:So juicy and fine!

Elves:Fishes.

Gollum:Your my masterss,so give me,give me,give me,give me fishes right now!

*Smeagol sings*

Smeagol:Now when the Fishes are all gone and done,
Then they’ll be some Coimas eatin’ goin’ on.
Hard and tasty,hardly nasty, i wanna some lembas and leave none for you.

Elves:Lembas.

Smeagol:With my Miruvor drink.I need some…

Elves:Lembas.

Smeagol:Treat me right!

Elves:Lembas.

Smeagols:You’re the greatest,so give me,give me,give me,give me Lembas right now!