Well I went to fight in Rohan
And Gandalf took us to Gondor
I got Aragorn by my side
And I’d snog him if I could
But I don’t know why
Cause I’m a guy!

I wanna kill some evil Orcses
Wanna make my king real proud
Do it all upon my horsie
And shout in Rohirrim real loud
Think I’ll yell bad words,
Call them all turds!

Like Éomer,
All I need’s my tatty hair
And horsie to prove where I’m from.
Like Éomer,
Better get me out of here
‘Cause Sauron is kicking our bums.

It ain’t safe in Edoras, no
People that was yesterday
And us Riders of the Mark made sure
That someone was gonna pay
We were getting so bored,
Break out the swords!

Like Éomer,
All I need’s my tatty hair
And horsie to prove where I’m from
Like Éomer,
Better get me out of here
‘Cause Sauron is kicking our bums.

[Like Éomer, like Éomer…]

We got Elf dudes in our battles
And some lively, angsty trees
All our frontmen look like children
But they’re Hobbits, if you please.

This Dwarf showed up from nowhere
And now we have to help him, too —
We’re so not gonna win this battle
The Orcs just busted through!

Like Éomer,
10,000 bad guys scream and cheer
How could we have been do dumb?!
Like Éomer,
Better get me out of here
‘Cause Sauron is kicking our bums.

Like Éomer,
All I need’s my tatty hair
And horsie to prove where I’m from
Like Éomer,
Better get me out of here
‘Cause Sauron is kicking our bums.