His name is Samwise Gamgee
He lives in the Shire
He’s got a crush on Rosie
His heart is on fire

He learned from Gandalf that Frodo Baggins has a ring
He travels with his best friend though travelling’s not his thing
Pots and pans he’ll bring!

CHORUS:
Must protect Frodo; while livin’ la vida Gamgee
Do not put on that ring; if you’re livin’ la vida Gamgee
Samwise is the brave; though he’s an overweighted hobbit
Samwise is not gay; He’s just livin’ la vida Gamgee
livin’ la vida Gamgee
Livin’ la Vida Gamgee

We went to a town named Bree
We stayed at the inn
That’s when I noticed a man who’s staring
At Frodo and not Me.

He introduced himself as a Ranger named Strider
He saved us from the Nazgul and said I had a stout heart…
I think I need to start

Must protect Frodo; while livin’ la vida Gamgee
Do not put on that ring; if you’re livin’ la vida Gamgee
Samwise is the brave; though he’s an overweighted hobbit
Samwise is not gay; He’s just livin’ la vida Gamgee
livin’ la vida Gamgee
Livin’ la Vida Gamgee

We got to Rivendell then
I got to meet the Elves
And Elrond told me to go with Frodo
And I thought what the hell?!

And Gandalf told us that we should not go to Moria
A balrog met him and needless to say he fell
I want to eat some Taco Bell

Must protect Frodo; while livin’ la vida Gamgee
Do not put on that ring; if you’re livin’ la vida Gamgee
Samwise is the brave; though he’s an overweighted hobbit
Samwise is not gay; He’s just livin’ la vida Gamgee
livin’ la vida Gamgee
Livin’ la Vida Gamgee

Must protect Frodo; while livin’ la vida Gamgee
Do not put on that ring; if you’re livin’ la vida Gamgee
Samwise is the brave; though he’s an overweighted hobbit
Samwise is not gay; He’s just livin’ la vida Gamgee
livin’ la vida Gamgee
Livin’ la Vida Gamgee!