Lucky for you I’m tied up

Lucky for you (tonight I’m just me)
By: SheDaisy

*Smeagol singing to Fellowship

You always said that I had multiple personalities
And I bounce around somewhere between
You, me, and reality.
So where’d you dig up the audacity to ask me
How we’ve all been doing
Since Master broke our hearts…
(Well, so far)

{Chorus}
Smeagol just laughs a mile per minute,
Shelob’s gonna eat his guts for the fun of it.
Yeah, the orcs are dumb enough to kill themselves
Precious wants to do something that’ll make you bow
I’d love to keep the ring but anyhow
There ain’t nobody wants to mess with Gollum
Oh, Lucky for you tonight I’m tied up

I guess this council’s more then your hobbits bargained for
They’re slowly edging towards the door
They’re probably right, you should leave me here
Don’t know how long till you learn
That I’m gonna prevail
(Cause you know how splits are)

{Chorus}

{Bridge}
Forgiveness is the thing
According to the ring
But it’s not that easy
(I don’t precious, what’d ya think?)

{Chorus 3x}

*Fellowship claps wildly then runs in opposite direction