End of Wizard’s play, magically astray
The One Ring to rule them All!
Toke on Hobbit weed, A wizard Frodo needs.
Though in Moria, I’ll take a fall

Chorus:
I am called the grey
Stopped in to say hey!
Going all the way
Listen to what I say

Obey the wizard!
Saruman caused a blizzard
Gandalf the White Wizard
I’ll be your Wizard!
Wizard!

Master of Wizards, Gandalf, you will be
Testing your mind, Making Middle-Earth free
Shining a Light, so Nazgul can’t see
Just call your name, and I’ll Middle-Earth free
Wizard!
Wizard!
Just call your name, and I’ll make Middle-Earth free
Wizard!
Wizard!

(End chorus!)

Verse 2:

I am now the White, looking for a fight!
Hoping Frodo made it to Mordor.
We won at Helm’s Deep. 10,000 Orcs to sleep
I think Eowyn we should ignore

Chorus:
I was called the grey
Stopped in to say hey!
Going all the way
Listen to what I say

Obey the wizard!
Saruman caused a blizzard
Gandalf the White Wizard
Obey your Wizard!
Wizard!

Master of Wizards, Gandalf, you will be
Testing your mind, Making Middle-Earth free
Shining a Light, so Nazgul can’t see
Just call your name, I’ll make Middle-Earth free
Wizard!
Wizard!
Just call your name, and I’ll make Middle-Earth free
Wizard!
Wizard! (Gandalf! Gandalf… Gandalf….)

(Musical interlude)

Gandalf! Gandalf!
What’s the plan that you’ve been planning?
Gandalf! Gandalf!
I can almost see Sauron’s eye!
Gandalf! Gandalf!
All I see is death around me,
Gandalf! Gandalf!
I hope you’re not telling lies!

(Another musical interlude)

Verse 3:

Shelob’s worth all that, natural habititat
Wish I was back in the Shire
Gollum’s pretty strange, I’d rather say deranged
He and the ring fell in the fire

(Again with the chorus, then fade with evil laughter)