By LegolasNancingElf
Parody of "Oliver's Army" by Elvis Costello

Here we go marching…
We could march all night
We’re going to Mordor
To put Middle-earth to right

Marching ever faster
So we won’t call Sauron “Master”

Middle-earth’s Army is on its way
Middle-earth’s Army is here to stay
And we’re marching off to defeat Sauron
Right here today!

We’re made of elves and men and
We’ve walked for miles and miles
We’ll reach our destination
And we’ll put Sauron on trial.

Only one miscalculation
Can lead our Middle-earth to ruin!

Middle-earth’s Army is on its way
Middle-earth’s Army is here to stay
And we’re marching off to defeat Sauron
Right here today!

Men came from Gondor and
Elves from Lothlorien
We’ve gathered all we can
From the elves to the race of man
Let’s go slaughter those orcs to win back our free kingdoms!

There’s plenty of danger,
But it’s our own fault that we’re here
This all had been arranged
In the time of less than a single year!

We’re all out of luck, we hope this works
Or else we’ll be dead, goodbye Middle-earth!

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