By IamArwenHearMeRoar
Parody of "Toxic" by Britney Spears

Sauron can’t you see,
I’m failing,
A villain like you,
Should wear a warning.
You’re dangerous, I’m hiding.

Too scared,
Can’t come out,
Losing my mind,
I’m away from Sam,
Coz he ran away.

With a touch of the Ring,
I’m in disguise,
You’re from Mordor,
I’m from the Shire.
With a touch of a tempting travesty,
I am frightened of you because you come from Mordor.
And I hate being scared but you come from Mordor

It’s getting late,
I can’t give up,
Coz if I do,
I’ll have to give into you,
You’re a pain in the,
I won’t say where.

Too scared,
Can’t come out,
Coz you’re really, really, really scary,
And very ugly too.

With a touch of the Ring,
I’m in disguise,
You’re from Mordor,
I’m from the Shire.
With a touch of a tempting travesty,
I am frightened of you because you come from Mordor.
And I hate being scared but you come from Mordor

With a touch of the Ring,
I’m in disguise,
You’re from Mordor,
I’m from the Shire.
With a touch of a tempting travesty,
I am frightened of you because you come from Mordor.
And I hate being scared but you come from Mordor

With a touch of the Ring,
I’m in disguise,
You’re from Mordor,
I’m from the Shire.
With a touch of a tempting travesty,
I am frightened of you because you come from Mordor.
And I hate being scared but you come from Mordor

Please do not scare me now,
I really want you dead,
I really want you dead.
Please do not scare me now,
I really want you dead,
I really want you dead.

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