By Ireth_Telrunya
Parody of "Bermuda" by Jonathan Richman

Erestor: Elrond, Elrond…
I wanna know something
Well have you ever been to Mordor?
Elrond: Yes, my Last Alliance once fought down there.
Erestor: What did you hate about Mordor?
Elrond: There was something in the air
That kept scaring me and freaking me out
Making me feel worse all around
It’s hot that close to Mount Doom
Down in Mordor.

Down in Mordor
I realized how weak Men were
Especially that Isildur
In Mordor

Erestor: Elrond, Elrond…
Elrond: Yes, Erestor?
Erestor: I want to know something.
Elrond: Go on.
Erestor: Well did you wander around Mordor?
Elrond: That’s right, I wandered all around
And the Uruk-hai in Mordor
Well the Uruks
They almost knocked me down a few times
Because they smelled so bad you know
And it was wartime when I went there too
Yes… little One Ring on the ground
Well down in Mordor
I say down in Mordor oh it changed me all around
It turned me upside down, in Mordor

Well down in Mordor I saw how weak Men were
Especially that Isildur
In Mordor

Erestor: Elrond, Elrond…
Elrond: Yeah, yeah, what do you want?
Erestor: I wanna know something…

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