By TurinTurimbar
Parody of "East Bound and Down" by Jerry Reed

Mordor bound and down, got that ring and runnin’,
we’re gonna go where them fumes is chokin’.
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I’m east bound, just watch ol’ Frodo run.

Keep that ring ‘round your neck. Son, never mind them Wraiths.
Tighten them belts ’cause we gotta save our food.
The war is busy in Gondor and there’s lava in Orodruin.
And we’ll put it there no matter what it takes.

Mordor bound and down, got that ring and runnin’,
we’re gonna go where them fumes is chokin’.
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I’m east bound, just watch ol’ Frodo run.

Mordor bound and down, got that ring and runnin’,
we’re gonna go where them fumes is chokin’.
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I’m east bound, just watch ol’ Frodo run.

Ol’ Sauron’s got that eye open and he’s on the watch.
He aint gonna rest ’til he’s got that ring.
So you got to dodge ‘im and you got to duck ‘im,
you got to keep them legs a-runnin’.
Just follow that Gollum and get in Mordor.

Mordor bound and down, got that ring and runnin’,
we’re gonna go where them fumes is chokin’.
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I’m east bound, just watch ol’ Frodo run.

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