By ReaDiNGiSSeXY
Parody of "Amarillo by Morning" by George Strait

Mordor by morning
Up from Emyn Muil
Everything that I’ve got
Is just what I’ve got on
When that sun is high
In that Middle Earth sky
I’ll be bucking it to Mount Doom
Mordor by morning
Mordor I’ll be there

They took my frying pan in Moria
Broke my leg in Lothlorien
Lost my lembas bread
Somewhere along the way
Well I’ll be looking for Orcs
When we see that gate
And I’m hoping that
Sauron is blind
Mordor by morning
Mordor’s on my mind

Mordor by morning
Up from Emyn Muil
Everything that I’ve got
Is just what I’ve got on
I ain’t got a dime
But what I’ve got is mine
I ain’t rich
And I ain’t free
Mordor by morning
Mordor’s where i’ll be

Mordor by morning
Mordor’s where I’ll be

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