Orckies and Evil Minions
This is Mordor number 5

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride
To the Green Dragon around the corner
The boys say they want some ale and brekkist
But I really don’t wanna
Beer bust like I had last week
I must stay deep ’cause talk is cheap
I like killing, pillaging, pilfering, and raiding
And as I continue you know they’re getting sweeter
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me “Evil” is just like a sport
Anything fly, it’s all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

A little bit of Melkor in my life.
A little bit of Saruman by my side.
A little bit of evil’s all I need.
A little bit of Arda’s what I see.
A little bit of Sauron in the sun.
A little bit of Nazgul all night long.
A little bit of Legolas here I am.
A little bit of you makes me your evil-overlord.

Mordor number 5 !

Jump up and down go and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Lay your own carcass in the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you’re doing it right

A little bit of Melkor in my life.
A little bit of Saruman by my side.
A little bit of evil’s all I need.
A little bit of Arda’s what I see.
A little bit of Sauron in the sun.
A little bit of Nazgul all night long.
A little bit of Legolas here I am.
A little bit of you makes me your evil-overlord.

Trumpet! (of Gondor)
The trumpet ! (of Gondor)
Mordor number 5 !
(mwa hah hah hah heh)

A little bit of Melkor in my life.
A little bit of Saruman by my side.
A little bit of evil’s all I need.
A little bit of Arda’s what I see.
A little bit of Sauron in the sun.
A little bit of Nazgul all night long.
A little bit of Legolas here I am.
A little bit of you makes me your evil-overlord.
I do all to
Conquer a land like your home
‘Cause you can’t run and you can’t hide
You are gunna run and I’m gunna kill you

Mordor number 5!