Mordor Rock

Sauron threw a party at the Black Gate.
The orc band was there and they began to wail.
The band was fighting and the joint began to swing.
You should’ve heard those knocked out Uruk’s sing.

Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block,
Was fightin to the Mordor Rock.

Gothmog played the tenor saxophone.
Gorbag was blowin on the slide trombone.
The Witch-King of Angmar went crash, boom, bang,
The whole rhythm section was the Nazgul gang.

Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block,
Was fightin to the Mordor Rock.

Number forty-seven said to number three:
You’re the ugliest orc I ever did see.
I sure wouldn’t be delighted with your company,
So come on and do the Mordor Rock with me.

Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block,
Was fightin to the Mordor Rock.

The sad Saruman was sittin on a block of stone.
Up in his tower weeping all alone,
Grimma said, hey, buddy, don’t you be un-square.
You won’t get a partner so grab a wooden chair.

Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block,
Was fightin to the Mordor Rock.

Sam said to Frodo, for the shire’s sake,
No ones lookin, now’s our time to make a break.
Frodo turned to Sam and he said, nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.

Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block,
Was fightin to the Mordor Rock.