By MiddleEarthBabe
Parody of "Limbo Rock" by Chubby Checker

Every Mordor Orc and Man
All around the Mordor land
Gonna do the Mordor rock
All around the Mordor clock.
Guy be brave.
Guy be sore.
Guy go over Mordor war.
All around the Mordor clock.
Hey! Let’s do the Mordor rock!

Guy go farther now
Guy go farther now
How far can you go?

First you pack your Mordor bag
Then you walk to Mordor land.
Don’t forget that one ring.
It’s important that you bring.
Guy be brave.
Guy be sore.
Guy go over Mordor war.
All around the Mordor clock.
Hey! Let’s do the Mordor rock!

Get yourself a Mordor girl.
Kill her in a Mordor whirl.
There’s no Mordor moon above.
There’s no Mordor Orc love.
Guy be brave.
Guy be sore.
Guy go over Mordor war.
All around the Mordor clock.
Hey! Let’s do the Mordor rock!

Don’t anger Saruman.
You’ll be Sauron’s.
How far can you go?

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