Don’t wanna be a Mordorian Idiot
Don’t want a nation that’s ruled by
a flaming eye
And do I look like a big, pimple-faced orc?
He’ll soon be gone, and all of
Middle Earth’s saved

Chorus: Welcome to a new kind of
era
Known as the Frodo and Sam era
The two hobbits who saved all
Middle Earth
They are two awesome heroes
Just like Superman and Batman
They are so dang adorable!

Sauron is dead, now we return home
Samwise is back with his true love,
Rosie
They get married and have thirteen
children
Mordor is no longer on the map!

(Chorus)

(Guitar Solo)

Don’t wanna be a Mordorian Idiot
One nation controlled by a flaming
eye
Sauron is gone, now we can all
celebrate
Merry and Pippin dancing on a table

(Chorus)